Animal jokes

Question: What do you call a cow that won't give milk?

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Answer: A milk-dud

Question: What do short animals call a high five? 

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Answer: A low five

(this joke is an Aiden original!)

Question: Why didn't the boy believe the tiger? 

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Answer: He thought he was a lion

Question: What do you call a shark that bites everyone?

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Answer: Joe Biden's pet

(another Aiden original!)